Join the
PIGMASK ARMY!
“Nose is flower. Flower is love.”
That’s right! The glorious King P. Minch wants YOU for the Pigmask Army! Develop revolutionary new technologies, perform exciting biological experiments, and climb your way through the ranks to become the ULTIMATE pork soldier! What are you waiting for? A world of opportunity awaits!
PIGMASK ARMY RANKS
If you perform well enough as a standard Pigmask Army soldier, then you may be promoted to the rank of Pigmask Captain! These advanced soldiers command rookies and earn a modest salary of 900 DP monthly.
Pigmask Captains who prove themselves as above-average workers may be promoted to the rank of Pigmask Major! These powerful pigs keep the Captains in check and earn a comfortable salary of 1400 DP monthly.
Only the best Pigmask Army soldiers are promoted to the rank of Pigmask Colonel. These brutish boars are true natural-born leaders. Strong, dedicated, and pretty good-looking in general, Pigmask Colonels are what every soldier should strive to be like.
Navy SQUEALS are unique soldiers in the Pigmask Army, as they are a part of the Army’s underwater division. SQUEALS receive an additional 4 DP an hour due to the added danger that comes with patrolling underwater areas.
PIGMASK ARMY FAQ
Isn’t this such a utopia? New Pork City, designed by the legendary King P. himself, is the headquarters of the Pigmask Army.
File photo of our glorious leader, Porky Minch.
Q: What is the goal of the Pigmask Army?
A: Our mission is to unite the residents of the Nowhere Islands through love, happiness, and above all else, capitalism. Once we succeed in doing this, we plan on relocating everyone to New Pork City.
Q: What are Happy Boxes?
A: Happy Boxes are special products manufactured by the Pigmask Army that help us reach our goal of union. Anyone who owns a Happy Box will forever be filled with joy and positivity. We guarantee it!
Q: What do Pigmask Army soldiers actually do?
A: Pork soldiers have a wide variety of assignments and duties to perform while serving the Pigmask Army. Some activities include creating chimeras, improving the infrastructure of the Nowhere Islands, and manufacturing/delivering Happy Boxes.
Q: Who runs the Pigmask Army?
A: Although a mysterious masked man commands the Army, the true founder and ruler of our ever-expanding empire is the ingenious Master Porky (formerly Pokey) Minch, otherwise known as King P.
One of the many powerful, loveable, impressive, and generally awesome chimeras created by the talented soldiers of the Pigmask Army.
Another satisfied customer!
Be sure to join the Pigmask Army today! Oh, and check out Mother 3 if you can. It’s a good game that desperately needs an English localization...